The Worm Reader’s Gazette: audio transcripts of the scientific literature

Digital media has had a profound effect on scientific publishing. But by and large, consuming that literature is still a tedious process of reading that does not lend itself well to today’s active lifestyles. Do you have a long commute or need your hands and eyes free for other tasks like pipetting or microinjecting? Then we think you’ll love the Worm Reader’s Gazette.

The Worm Breeder’s Gazette is pleased to announce the Worm Reader’s Gazette: audio recordings of scientific literature read aloud by lead authors, now in private invite only alpha testing.

At the Worm Reader’s Gazette, lead authors can create and submit audio recordings of their publications. We’re starting with seminal papers in the C. elegans field and adding new papers as they are published.

Making audio recordings a standard part of the manuscript submission process.

To improve the coverage of available articles, we are working with publishers to make audio recordings a required part of the manuscript submission materials.

Following acceptance and approval of the final galleys, web-based authoring tools will make it simple for authors to create and edit their audio recordings from their mobile phone.

Borrowing from the popular photo sharing service Instagram, special audio filters will add humor, drama, or august ambience as required by the tone and conclusions of your manuscript. These include the mysterious “Irreproducible Result”, the lo-fi “Graduate Seminar”, the visceral “Thesis Defense”, and the noble “Nobel Address” and many, many others.

We’ve included high quality audio samples that authors can drag and drop into their recording, too. Add dog barks after particularly important points, bomb explosions during and after paradigm shifting pronouncements, and audience applause whenever warranted.

Our natural language processing filters will automatically markup your recording with special auditory hyperlinks to primary databases. Users can “click” on these hyperlinks during playback using voice activation via Siri, Cortana, or Alexa: “Hey Siri, order the antibody mentioned in the fifth paragraph and have it sent priority overnight mail to my bench”. Yes, it’s that easy.

We hope you enjoy this new service. And we look forward to seeing — and hearing! — your next publication.

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